12/12/13

WHY YOU SHOULD OWN OUR WINE KEY

Assorted wine keys - $125- available in horn, wood, or cognac stain
5 Reasons for owning/gifting/buying our cool wine key

  • Shows you are a grown up when your bottle opener doesn't go off in a unwanted pop tune
  • Rugged wood feel makes women perceive you as the hunter not the gatherer
  • It is hard to get the cork out otherwise
  • It makes no statement about the receiver's weight.
  • The wood box repurposes to a pen encasement that you have wanted to regift since graduation, and now you can...

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